Episode 1: The Ground Took Her

"I'm'ma call Jesus on the main line right now!" Roderick spread his arms wide like he was directing air traffic straight to heaven. "It's a animal on the loose! A animal down to the repast! Lord, if you got any vacancies I got somebody for you and she is RIGHT HERE! Already in her good dress! I will personally drive her to the gate, I will pack her a bag, I will write her a reference letter. You seen her try to jump in the casket earlier. TAKE HER LORD! DO A SWAP! YOU MADE A MISTAKE ANYWAY, CORRECT IT TODAY!"